Coconut break

 Find a short coconut tree and a long stick.

 Twist the stem a few times before trying to knock the coconut loose. 

 

Cut the bottom off the coconut.  Avoid chopping off fingers as there are no doctors around to sew them back on.

  

Expose the end of the nut and chop off just enough to expose the coconut flesh within.  
 

 Cut open the flesh to allow access to the coconut water within.  Then hand the coconut to your wife.

 

 Now, repeat the process and then enjoy the fruits of your labor.